PHIA family tree
The PHIA family tree (also known as the Phia-mily tree) is a meme about fictitious relationships between several members of the PHIAboo Army. The joke began has several offhand remarks PHIA made before it sprawled into a complex family tree encompassing multiple members of the PHIAboo Army. On occasion, the family tree contradicts itself, but newer remarks and comments are generally considered canon over older ones. Several of PHIA's "children" are not at the age to actually be her children - some are actually older than PHIA herself. This is justified as her children are from the future and are travelling back in time.
The PHIA family tree has a reputation for being absurdly confusing and complicated. As such, it is generally subject to change without warning.
Fictitious relationships to PHIA
PHIA canonically has 16 children, though most of their whereabouts are unknown.
- PewPewCachoo - father
- AngelicWaffles - mother and daughter (via time travel)
- Soza - brother
- Chroah Cresta - brother
- Ronni22EDM - daughter
- TacoCat - nephew, Soza's son
- MangoPop - nephew, Soza's son
- EXXOmixin - son
- Peter Griffin - Ex-Husband, EXXOmixin's and Ronni's father
- Protostar - Husband, Pvt Donutz's father
- Krayfishkarl - Son, the holy child
- Jacksfilms - Krayfishkarl's twin
- Mr. Bunny - Husband
- Reptilious - Evil stepson
- Peepo - Son
- Pvt Donutz - Son
- Jeiku - Son
- Itoly256 - Granddaughter, Jeiku's adopted daughter
- Miri - Wolf child
Real-world relationships to PHIA
- Occasional cases of inbreeding have shown up on accident. For example, Krayfishkarl was once listed as Protostar's brother in an earlier version of the lore. Krayfishkarl was later retconned to be one of PHIA's children.